i get walked into in the hall: sorry
i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
i get pushed against the wall: sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
i get pushed out the window: sorry
i get run over by a car: sorry
i get murdered: sorry

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thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

There are animals called dikdiks..

Pronounced.. dick-dicks?

No, pronounced xylophone.

The fuck? I thought they were being sarcastic.

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